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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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