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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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