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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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