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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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