Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.