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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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