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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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