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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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