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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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