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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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