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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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