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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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