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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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