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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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