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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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