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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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