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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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