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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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