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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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