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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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