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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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