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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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