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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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