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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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