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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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