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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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