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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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