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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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