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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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