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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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