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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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