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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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