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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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