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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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