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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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