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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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