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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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