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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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