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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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