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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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