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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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