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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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