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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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