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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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