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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rocky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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