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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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