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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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