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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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