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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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