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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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