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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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