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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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