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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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