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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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